Sufficently Crazy

It's 2:30 AM. Ben and I are on the night train to Tokyo to visit Sacha Chua and hang out. I took it upon myself to get good and drunk at the campus bar before boarding since the train didn't leave until around 12:30. It gets to Tokyo at 4:30 so we've got to find some place to go. I must write a speech for school; can anyone suggest a topic?